Gut Bucket – Shattering Your Faith
What’s that? … feelin’ a bit peckish, are we … how ’bout we take a see what mum’s stuffed in the cupboard …
Oh boy, looky there!! … mm, mm, mmmm …. fresh zombie innards, a jar of pickled eyeballs, a bit of brain stem stew and, Oh joy!!, the torso of my last girlfriend (… freshly killed, I might add … mum thinks of everything).
Hang on a sec while I go get the blender …
Alrighty, we’ll just mix it all up, … add a sprinkle of nutmeg, … take a sip, … and …
Wow! is that good or what!! Any guesses what we got? …
What’s that? … well, of course it’s a tasty treat, but do you know what it is? …
Yes, that’s right!!! You guessed it!!! …
It’s the latest CD by those devilish disciples of mayhem … Gut Bucket, called “Shattering Your Faith”.
Oh, I’m sorry. I probably should’ve warned you …
Gut Bucket tends to be loud, fast and a bit scary.
What? … Squeamish? …
Here you go, … you can use this bucket … don’t worry about the mess …
Gut Bucket combines elements of death metal, hardcore and horror into something, I like to call, horrorcore.(… like grindcore, only scarier).
You can find their TNB band profile here.
Aaaww, not feelin’ well? …
Try to recover your senses with a slower one …
Huh? … not quite recovered yet? …
Well, chill out awhile and I’ll tell you a little more about Gut Bucket.
These quadruplets were ripped from the womb of Providence, RI as Kenny Rhule on bass/vocals, Rob Cinami on drums/vocals, Jim Lawler on lead vocals and Zack Parker on bass/vocals (unfortunately, mum didn’t make it, …albeit pretty tasty …).
What’s that? … Ah yes, you’ve noticed … there’s no guitars, … only bass (…we don’t need no stinkin’ guitars…).
Just another interesting tidbit that separates Gut Bucket from the pack.
And, look at you, … your sitting upright again, and your color is returning. Here, let’s check out some more …
Sorry ’bout that … didn’t mean to slam quite so vigorously … guess I got carried away.
Oops! hang on a sec while I get my hammer and pry those nails out of your forehead (… just love my new nail gun).
There we go … all better!!!
So, isn’t “Shattering Your Faith” awesomely sick? I just love it!! And with no less than 16 cool tracks, there’s enough horrifying metal lying about to “do in” your entire neighborhood. In fact, just the other night, while donning my favorite hockey mask and with chainsaw in tow, I …
Wait a minute … is that the doorbell!!! …
I wonder who that could be … and at this late hour …
Here, have another listen and I’ll be right back …
Hello …
I’m back …
Hello … Hello …
Where are you?…
Hey, I don’t remember leaving that window open …
I’d better close it before those pesky mutant zombie attack dogs get in …
Hmm, looks like they’ve already found somethin’ to munch on …
Guess my friend had to leave …
Most likely ran out to get his own awesome copy of Gut Bucket’s “Shattering Your Faith”….
… and you’d be wise to do the same …
Later,
(Andy Bang)
